straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

saw a guy being interrogated by police
old guy in pink floyd shirt
he smile at me
seems nice

rad-pax-personal:

Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice voice* oh no.. 

accidentally met a drama teacher today

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

salukisilver:

hOW DID THEY SURVIVE THE FIRST NIGHT IN ONE TRY?? ???? ??
this is kinda like a WIP since I do wanna finish it but for now it’s just a sketch if you know what I mean???
alSO SORRY SUPER MESSY I JUst didn’t give a damn on cleaning it up and the animatronics were also a pain to draw but whatEVer

salukisilver:

hOW DID THEY SURVIVE THE FIRST NIGHT IN ONE TRY?? ???? ??

this is kinda like a WIP since I do wanna finish it but for now it’s just a sketch if you know what I mean???

alSO SORRY SUPER MESSY I JUst didn’t give a damn on cleaning it up and the animatronics were also a pain to draw but whatEVer

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

image

I think this forty year old guy just walked up behind me and said quietly “Tiffany?” then walked away

microcomets:

i love that fall has a feeling, it’s not even the taste of smoke and barbecue in the air or the smell of wet dead leaves, it’s like a palpable feeling against your skin. it reminds me of renaissance festivals and cider barns and long highway drives to lawrence with the trees all sunset-shaded on the side of the road and cold night bonfires and guys i really fucking love autumn

jrne:

vvaddles:

you smoke WHAT

wildcats

New experience: hitched a ride with a senior

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

youritaliangrandma:

clandestinepanthera:

madredhattie:

I’ve found it.
The most accurate summary of Homestuck.

((It’s funny cause the whole reason Bec Noir came to power is cause he got pissed at the Black Queen about wearing pink clown clothes and killed her))

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST DESCRIPTION EVER

youritaliangrandma:

clandestinepanthera:

madredhattie:

I’ve found it.

The most accurate summary of Homestuck.

((It’s funny cause the whole reason Bec Noir came to power is cause he got pissed at the Black Queen about wearing pink clown clothes and killed her))

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST DESCRIPTION EVER