my dad had surgery today so he is kind of high off his pain meds and he keeps telling me “get me a ham sandwich” and i’m like “no dad we don’t eat ham.. we’re jews’ he goes “ham… ham sandwich please” “dad no no, no ham..”
now he’s just reading from the dessert menu and my mom is telling him “your doctor said no sugar or anything too heavy…” and he’s going “this is so unfair! this is so unfair to me!”
well the internet had a good run
Today’s Gender of the day is: Pele the Beloved Dog from Sonic 06
love seeing women not turning on each other when it’s a man cheating
yes v good 10 for you gorgeous women
Its out, the long awaited sequel to the Windows XP Destruction video. Enjoy, This computer didn’t.
Cute fun nicknames for your significant other
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