i love that as soon as I lose connection to the internet all the text posts disappear

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

leporidaepunk:

actual horoscope

  • aquarius: nice bones. love those bones
  • pisces: wow. these bones look lovely
  • aries: check out the bones on this guy
  • taurus: these bones are sick. these bones are unreal
  • gemini: double the bones half the price!!?
  • cancer: hey whoa bones over here
  • leo: b
  • virgo: o
  • libra: n
  • i legitimately almost typed vriska instead of scorpio. this text post is fucking over.

bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

genghis khan, jeffrey dahmer, hitler, johnny cochran….

wheatley-blogs:

being in school like

image

opewinston:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT ALLIES

This sums up…

gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar