hotsenator:

hotsenator:

my dad had surgery today so he is kind of high off his pain meds and he keeps telling me “get me a ham sandwich” and i’m like “no dad we don’t eat ham.. we’re jews’ he goes “ham… ham sandwich please” “dad no no, no ham..” 

now he’s just reading from the dessert menu and my mom is telling him “your doctor said no sugar or anything too heavy…” and he’s going “this is so unfair! this is so unfair to me!”

beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

screamandshout:

screamandshout:

i’ve seen a lot of scary album covers but…

image

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Pele the Beloved Dog from Sonic 06

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Pele the Beloved Dog from Sonic 06

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

teacupnosaucer:

love seeing women not turning on each other when it’s a man cheating

yes v good 10 for you gorgeous women

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

beccadrawsstuff:


remember me for  c e n t u r i e s [x]

so hoW ABOUT THAT NEW GRAVITY FALLS?!?!?!!?!!

beccadrawsstuff:

remember me for  c e n t u r i e s [x]

so hoW ABOUT THAT NEW GRAVITY FALLS?!?!?!!?!!

vargskelethor:

Its out, the long awaited sequel to the Windows XP Destruction video. Enjoy, This computer didn’t.

amenpenis:

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

  • pop
  • six
  • squish
  • uh uh!
  • cicero
  • lipschitz