Alright, I’ve got a solution. This time, to make sure we don’t get lost, I’ve employed the help of The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™! Just follow The Line™ — how simple is that!
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STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST
"A little boy walks up to WALT PAULSEN who is fishing a hand out of a skeeball machine."
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CANT RISK IT
Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
how to sound like a child in diction and vocabulary when talking? asking for a friend
FireRed and LeafGreen included this piece of dialogue that was only activated if the game detected it wasnt being played on a Game Boy; several ROM dumpers have verified this text is in the original game files and was not inserted by a third party
YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES
AHH I NEED A MINUTE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD
I KNEW THIS WOULD BE GAY THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL THIS IS NOT SUBTEXT THIS IS ACTUAL FUCKING DIRECTLY SAID LESBIAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
*straight person voice* what? no!! they are not g…GAY! they’re just really good friends!! why does everything always have to be gay?